Living the dream

I think we all know that sometimes I like to dream that I *am* Liz Lemon, and that I live in New York and am really funny and cute and have an awesome job writing funny stuff for a living and hanging out with Jack Donaghy etc..

What is less obvious, mostly because I haven't blogged/talked about it at length, is that I also secretly dream that I am the Jewish girl on Mad Men, Rachel Menken and instead of seeing through to Don Draper's sad little core and then dumping his ass, we run away and have exceptionally strong/smart little half Jew babies.

So, what I don't understand is how the people in charge of casting 30 Rock saw through to my 'sad little core' and cast Jonn Hamm as Liz Lemon's new love interest.

I was watching the latest episode with Steven and it was embarrassing because when Jon made his first appearance I let out a completely involuntary sound. I think it was a combination suckerpunched/wolfwhistle like, "whoooffIeayyyah!" or something. And when Liz said "I want to go to there", I heartily concurred, although I think "there" in my case is a Liz/Don sandwich??

Do you know what happens next??? I am going to start writing Fan Fiction and I am going to start talking on fan fiction forums and my capacity to have a real adult relationship is going to go even further into the fucking toilet than it already is. Who needs a relationship when my two favorite characters are gonna do it on TV?

See I even have my first picture:

Just pretend that the woman answering the door is me, as Liz, and that me/Liz is about have a night of passion with Don. I think his name is Drew in the show, but who cares this is FAN FICTION people...