Human Christmas Tree much?

I was looking up Christmas images for no good reason today, and came across this post at Digital Photography School: Christmas Cards with a twist all about how this year, the big trend in Christmas photography is wrapping tiwnkly light all over yourself:

your spouse:

your baby (danger danger high voltage !):

and of course your dog:

There are several NSFW images in the original post of lovely ladies winding themselves up while wearing skimpy clothing but I'll be honest, it just wasn't doing it for me, something about the cheesiness of vanilla yuletide s &m is just no, not good.