Fuck you Penguin

Submitted by mir on December 16, 2008 - 12:43pm

Fuck You, Penguin: A blog where I tell cute animals what's what.

Favorite post so far: Moose are the biggest dorks ever

Quoted here in it's hilarious entirety:

Obviously, Moose, you don't have a mirror to practice your smile, because you seriously look like a total vagina right now. You are very lucky moose do not have to go to school, since you would get your ass kicked, like, every day. And what kind of wild animal smiles at a camera? You are supposed to be a badass that roams the forest beating up other moose and cars that look at you funny, not Cindy fucking Crawford. Man up, Moose.

Sigh.... so funny.

Darn it the image won't show - go look at the site yourselves lazies.

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