Thanks Jer - I had no idea I was part of a professional elite

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How to hire a web developer

"A good web developer does the minimal amount of work to achieve and acceptable result. To test this start by just looking at your interviewee, good web developers will find a balance between their god-given looks and choice in clothing to find a minimally passable level of attractiveness. Better looking candidate should have crappy haircuts and mismatched retro skater -wear, whereas those that god forgot should be wearing diesel and a really really big watch."

Thank god I don't own a big watch.

Thanks Jer