Watch out y'alls

I thought this new nugget from Master Roa deserved an entry all it's own. It was in my health horoscope for 2007.

Practice a somewhat violent sport or a sufficiently tiring physical activity if you want to let off steam in a harmless way. Above all don't stay in a corner to complain.

My style of complaining can be classified as a somewhat violent sport but Master Roa doesn't know that. I guess Yoga won't suffice. I am so clumsy any sport is violent so long as I am an enthusiastic participant. Touch football? Aikido? I imagine that Master Roa is thinking of something along the lines of a martial art.

Apparently later in the year I can "look forward to possible health disorders which will find expression in ulcers, diarrheas, or fits of hysterics." It's a good thing I will spend the first part of the year learning a somewhat violent sport so that by the time I turn into an ulcerous crazy-person I know how to drop-kick people.