If you're a dirtbag and you know it join a choir.

Music break.

That last entry was just so angry... I need to have some musical vitriol in my life, that's just so much more fun as a stress reliever than being a crabby pseudo-punk academic.

Of course since I am almost 30 my vitriol has to have some great melodic elements, and if it has a choir and a piano in it that doesn't hurt either.

Enter Scala Choir & Kolacny Brothers singing Teenage Dirtbag

Who or what is Scala?

You could be very brief about Scala: a youth choir from Aarschot, Belgium, roughly sixty teenage girls, directed by two talented brothers, and enjoying national and international recognition.

Teen-age dirtbag is by Wheatus

Lyrics ('cause they are soo cute..)

Her name is Noelle
I had a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour

Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me.

This must be fake
My lip starts to shake.
How does she know who I am?
And how does she give a damn about me?

She says: "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday - don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
like you
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing...