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Why your dog secretly hates you

Jen just sent me an email with *26* pictures like this, it is beyond my capacity to post them all. Besides I don't think y'all can handle the drama.

WHY YOUR DOG SECRETLY HATES YOU AND WANTS TO BITE YOU AND DISFIGURE YOUR FACE

So full of hate I cannot speak
full of hate hate hate hate

Doh dohs!
Neotenic dog-like rats need cute sweaters like the rest of us need these pictures

dog meets jew
Lola's future husband and step-son, We do in fact want her to marry in the faith. Also we like the greyhounds.

Dancing Proofs

I just came home form a meeting with my thesis adviser where I yet again, switched gears with my thesis. She actually pointed to a piece of paper on her board that had (one of) my original ideas pinned to it, and I think wanted to know if she could throw it in the garbage. I said sure thing; any idea that hadn't been mentioned in 6 months was as good as dead as far as I was concerned.

When I got home I turned on the radio and was starting to fry onions in preparation for Jen and I's "Get your drink on, it's Valentines" - dinner, when I heard this piece on the radio.

Dance Your Ph.D

It's Awesome.

I heart Sarah Silverman and her legion of erudite/witty fans

in

Snipped from metafilter:

I "get" what Sarah Silverman's comedy is about, and what it's for, and loved her in, say The Aristocrats. However, I find it unsettling that she can't acknowledge or articulate the political bent of her identity-based anti-PC humor when asked in interview, or doesn't choose to do so. I think there's a lot to analyze about her, wrt to performance of sexuality. I think she's a polarizing figure for some in part because of her relative attractiveness as a female comedian. And seriously, Jimmy Kimmel? That must be some kinda magic cock.

The nice thing about writing proposals at the last minute...

in

...is that you get to stay up late, skip dinner, start writing incomplete sentences that start 'Thus' and end "Therefore' and by the end you feel stoned enough to watch old Ren and Stimpy skits on Youtube. Skits like Powdered Toast Man and The Salesmen and Mr. Horse's thoughts on the matter.

Be very very tired when you watch or don't watch at all. Also be hungry. Or just be an idiot.