This is technically a rant that has probably been done 1000 times on a blog, it's the lolcats of rants. But I am going to do it anyways.
Why is my phone bill always 200 dollars? I mean minimum 200. Usually more. Then I call them and freak out - especially when my buy-out is $118. I think they must like it why else would they send me such ridonkulous phone bills. They like to hear me cry. Last time my bill was $500, the buy-out $118. I suppose some people just buy out their contracts and then try to avoid paying the $500 outstanding. I however, made irate, asthmatic wheezing noises and then vague threats about iPhones until they lowered my bill by the cost of the buyout and then changed my plan to something that would 'better suit my usage pattern' swearing to god that I could not possibly use all my minutes, not if I was a manic gossip-fiend with a million friends. Couldn't. Possibly. Use. My. Minutes. Yet this month my bill is 195 dollars. I saved 5 dollars? What am I doing, calling people while I sleep? No, forgetting to hang up the phone? No. Getting screwed by Telus? Pretty much.
Anyways, that's enough of that. Even though I am still annoyed.
mir (@) mirverburg.net
