Day two of my unemployment and I just finished reading this article I am about to critique, while eating slightly burned toaster pizza because I got too involved sifting rocks out of the garden bed.

I said to myself, "I want to disagree with this article and I shall - when I have the time."

Guess what BOYYYEEE, I have time RIGHT NOW!

Being unemployed is definitely not the worst.

So I just wanted to get some more thoughts down, since this period of time is both weird and unsettling, and also deeply familiar.

It's weird and unsettling because I thought by now, I'd never again have to feel so scattered and unsure. It's familiar, because once again for the millionth time in my life it feels, I am scattered and unsure.

Last night I went to a friend's seder and experienced a whole different family for a night. At this family, they sing 'subtly' altered versions of Beatles songs that are about the Jews exile in Sinai:

Moses is the Guy We'll Follow

Special words by Lia Lehrer and Julia Latash
(Sung to the tune of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds")

Picture yourself in a desert in Sinai
With sand in your shoes, and sun in your eyes
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,

With Toronto getting an early taste of summer, Miriam Verburg wrestles with an irresistible urge to find the men who ogle her disgusting.

This is a satirical response to this piece of high-class journalism from the award-winning writer Ian Brown. A triumph of link-bait sir, I can only hope my humble response does your original work justice.